Sunday, May 22, 2011

Genetics, obesity and homosexuality

According to Reuters, "Scientists have found that a gene linked to diabetes and cholesterol is a "master switch" that controls other genes found in fat in the body..."

There we have it: Clinical, scientific proof that obesity results from a perfectly natural, normal, genetically-based alternative lifestyle. After all being fat is not a choice; it is genetically-caused, which means it must be normal. In fact, many people are just born that way (who hasn’t seen a fat baby?).

We must now take a stand against the hordes of intolerant obese-o-phobes--like Michele Obama--with their hateful and bigoted attempts to change the normal eating behavior of fat people whose civil rights are being violated. Such intolerant opposition flies in the face of the scientific evidence.

Rather than trying to change fat people we should be tolerant and affirming of their lifestyle choices. In fact, those who are “questioning” should be encouraged to explore alternative eating lifestyles.

So if you’re “questioning,” go ahead, have another three-quarter-pound bacon cheeseburger deluxe and a large helping of deep-fried French fries! Follow it up with a half-dozen chocolate covered donuts for desert and wash it all down with a couple extra-large chocolate milk shakes. Who knows, you may discover that you have an “orientation” toward obesity.

Absurd? Of course it is—but no more absurd than the arguments defending or even promoting life-threatening homosexual behavior! Those who defend and promote homosexual behavior present themselves as being compassionate. In reality, they are no more compassionate than someone who would encourage an obese person pig out on high calorie, fatty foods.

1 comment:

Phil said...

I love this...