Thursday, April 23, 2009

Breaking: al-Qaeda leader captured

Breaking news: This morning "Iraqis have claimed to capture Abu Omar al-Baghdadi, the man who reportedly leads al-Qaeda in Iraq."

My sources tell me that the Obama administration is going to get tough with him. His prison cell will only have an off-brand recliner, will not have a sleep number mattress, and his large screen TV will not have HD!

Not that's torture!

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