Thursday, April 17, 2008

Mitt's top ten

At the annual correspondents dinner last night, Mitt Romney gave his top ten reasons for dropping out of the campaign:

10. There weren’t as many Osmonds as I thought

9. I got tired of the cork screw landings under sniper fire

8. As a life-long hunter I didn’t want to miss start of varmint season

7. There wasn’t room in the campaign for two Christian leaders

6. Word leaked out that nobody had bothered to search my passport files.

5. I’d rather get fat, grow a beard and try for the Nobel Prize

4. I wanted to finally take off the dark suit and tie and kick back….in a light colored suit and tie.

3. Once my wife Ann realized I couldn’t win, my fundraising dried up

2. I took a bad fall at a campaign rally and broke my hair

1. There was a flaw in my campaign theory that as Utah goes, so goes the nation.

I don't know if Mitt would have made a good president, but maybe he could have made us laugh :-)

2 comments:

Robert said...

The fat, Nobel prize joke was very funny.

Dennis said...

I kind of liked numbers 3, 6, and 9 too.